You Might be a FREAK if . . .

  1. at least half of your T-shirts are tie-dyed.
  2. you paint slogans and peace signs on your car instead of using bumper
    stickers.
  3. you wear moccasins made by a Native American.
  4. you know what bleeding madras is.
  5. you never destroyed your Cat Stevens records. After all, you're a freak, not
    a FOOL !
  6. your belt is at least two inches wide.
  7. your jacket has fringe.
  8. you find yourself shopping for paisley shirts.
  9. you love Neil Young and hate Leonard Skynard !
  10. you take a year off to tour with Richie Havens.